{"product_id":"cant-fix-stupid-dispatcher-mug","title":"Can't Fix Stupid Dispatcher Mug","description":"Some calls you can talk through. Some you just can't fix. This mug is for the ones who've heard it all and still show up for the next shift.\u003cbr\u003e\nPour your coffee, take a breath, and remember — you can't fix stupid, but you can survive it (caffeine helps).\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDurable ceramic, glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e\n11 oz — the perfect shift-fuel size\u003cbr\u003e\nComfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e\nDishwasher and microwave safe\u003cbr\u003e\nPrint stays sharp wash after wash\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt for dispatchers who run on caffeine and dark humor. 🖤💛\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTags:\u003cbr\u003e\ndispatcher, 911 dispatcher, emergency dispatcher, thin gold line, dispatcher gift, dispatcher life, first responder, public safety, 911 operator, telecommunicator, dispatcher mug, cant fix stupid, funny dispatcher gift, dispatch, emergency services\u003cbr\u003e\nLeave on-demand manufacturing unchecked.\u003cbr\u003e\nTwo notes:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIf you add both 11 oz and 15 oz, they're separate Printful products with different print sizes — you'd need to place the design on each. For simplicity, I'd launch 11 oz only and add 15 oz later if there's demand.\u003cbr\u003e\nMugs are your lowest base cost, so this'll have the healthiest margin of the bunch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nLet me know when it's up.","brand":"The Gold Line Co","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":54881905574260,"sku":"6949980_1320","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":54881905607028,"sku":"6949980_4830","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20 oz","offer_id":54881905639796,"sku":"6949980_16586","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/3349\/3364\/files\/white-glossy-mug-white-11-oz-front-view-6a479ecaba1a7.jpg?v=1783078634","url":"https:\/\/thegoldlineco.com\/products\/cant-fix-stupid-dispatcher-mug","provider":"The Gold Line Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}